Lindsay's smirk. or at least, as close as I could find.
Welcome... I think.
Well, it is top secret. Or it was, until my author, Emily, decided to share my story with everyone. I mean, I was the one that barged into her imagination and took over her life until she agreed to write the stupid book. So shouldn't I get to decide whether or not it's secret? But no, she just goes and blogs about it... Whatever. I don't care (Actually I do but I'll just pretend I don't care).
This is my story. In my story you will learn about me, my family, my other (read "real") family, my boyfriend, the criminals I... capture... (coughkillcough--hey, I am a UIPA agent, remember?) and various other exciting adventures. Of course there will be plenty of non-exciting ones as well.
Just remember what I tell everyone: Knowledge is power. Knowledge in the right hands is useful. But if the people with knowledge fall into the wrong hands, knowledge is lethal.
~Agent Smith Smith (AKA Lindsay Murray--but you aren't supposed to know that part. It's top secret, remember?)